Cattle and Crops – Moon farming!

Oh what a glorious day for all of us!

About a year ago we established a special section within the company – a black ops operation, so to speak – that has been developing a secret project in parallel to Cattle and Crops. After long and tedious work, surprisingly many employees that disappeared mysteriously, diplomatic sanctions, way too much caffeine usage and just the right amount of exhaustion, we can finally lift the curtain today: replacing Cattle and Crops, we’ll give you a new simulator.

We present to you, the future of hardcore low-G cultivating: Moon Farming

Why all of of this? You can’t imagine the complexity of a simulation system that involves different physical elements, a multitude of soil types, weather effects and bull excrements. Therefore we’ve decided for the moon as the optimal farming ground. No stupid rain, much lower gravity, and a vastly improved gas mileage (see the MB Trac 140000 with nucular HyperPubbleFluxPowerTec jets). And the best thing? Nothing’s gonna grow on the moon (sorry, Mr. Watney) anyway, meaning we don’t have to take care of some stupid vegetation simulation. Win-win.

Heute ist ein großer Tag für uns alle!

Vor ca. einem Jahr haben wir eine abgesonderte Sparte innerhalb der Firma gegründet, eine Black-Ops-Operation sozusagen, die parallel zu Cattle and Crops ein Geheimprojekt entwickelt hat. Nach langer und zäher Arbeit, überraschend vielen mysteriös verschwundenen Mitarbeitern, diplomatischen Sanktionen, viel zu viel Koffein-Verbrauch und dem genau richtigen Anteil an Überarbeitung können wir heute endlich den Schleier lüften: anstatt Cattle and Crops wird es einen neuen Simulator geben.

Wir präsentieren – die Zukunft des Hardcore-Low-G-Grubbering: Moon Farming!

Warum das ganze? Ihr könnt euch garnicht vorstellen, wie komplex ein Simulationssystem ist das verschiedenste physikalische Elemente, diverse Bodenarten, Wetterauswirkungen und Bullenexkremente beinhalten soll. Daher haben wir uns für den Mond als optimale Farmlandschaft entschieden. Kein blöder Regen, viel weniger Gravität, und deutlich geringerer Spritverbrauch (siehe der MB Trac 140000 mit nukularem HyperPubbleFluxPowerTec-Düsen). Und das beste? Auf dem Mond wächst eh nichts, das heißt wir müssen uns auch nicht um irgendeine bescheuerte Vegetation kümmern. Win-win.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

What is Cattle and Crops mods

There’re so many opportunities in this world. However, not many are able to see them so we’re ready to show you some. Everyone of you’ve heard off mods but it’s important to know what’re exact advantages after you install them. Cattle and Crops mods can provide everything you want. It doesn’t matter whether you’re looking for a new tractor, combine or maybe you want to change maps, texture or the game itself. Everything is being done just by installing CnC mods. You can find so many different mods with different possibilities inside them so take a closer look and take the ones you find necessary most. This can be nominated as the greatest opportunity of your lives because all the Cattle and Crops mods are absolutely free. Such a wide variety doesn’t cost a single cent and such huge possibilities are hidden in each mod. This is a chance you cannot miss.

You may also like...

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *